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elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.
Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?
by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025
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orange musk

elon musk x trump ship and fandom name!
"OH MY GODDD I LOVE ORANGE MUSK"
"YEAH OHEMGEE! I LOVE THE TENSION BETWEEN THEM...ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT WENT DOWN WITH DONALD AND JOE!!"
"mmmrgh,,,,i luvv old man yaoi,,,,hhhngrh,,,"
by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025
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Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through
Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.
by dangerferret February 24, 2025
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Elon Musk

A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.

Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.
"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won
by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025
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Trump Musk

noun

A particularly persistent and evolving odor characterized by its ability to intensify over time, resist conventional remediation methods, and require aggressive intervention to eliminate.

Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining references to persistence and escalation.

Characteristics:

Progressive Intensification: Unlike ordinary odors that dissipate or become less noticeable through olfactory fatigue, a Trump Musk grows steadily more potent and offensive with the passage of time.

Adaptive Resistance: Shows remarkable ability to resist standard deodorizing agents, air fresheners, and ventilation attempts. Conventional solutions often seem to strengthen rather than weaken its presence.

Pervasive Quality: Demonstrates an unusual capacity to permeate all elements of life making containment particularly challenging.

Psychological Impact: Creates increasing anxiety and distress in those exposed to it, as the realization dawns that normal remedies prove ineffective.

Elimination of a Trump Musk typically requires disproportionately aggressive interventions.
Simple Example:

Person one: Its getting worse.
Person two: hrm.

Person one: I think we have a Trump Musk problem

Person two: <<increasingly alarmed>> Fuck

Extended Example: The Unacknowledged Problem:

"The corporate culture at Nexus Industries had developed a Trump Musk. It started with small ethical compromises that everyone noticed but no one addressed. Management dismissed early complaints as 'sensitivity' while middle managers avoided mentioning the increasingly toxic environment in meetings.

As months passed, the problem intensified—high performer departures increased, customer complaints accumulated, and the company's reputation deteriorated. Still, leadership maintained there was no issue, despite the obvious stench of dysfunction permeating every department.

By the time investors finally acknowledged the problem, the Trump Musk had thoroughly saturated the organization. The board was forced to take drastic action: replacing the entire executive team, scrapping the company's operational structure, and rebuilding from the foundation up—at tremendous cost and disruption that could have been avoided had someone addressed the first whiffs of trouble years earlier.
by Scampifries February 27, 2025
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Musk

Response to "Hitler had some good ideas": "bro, don't come at me with that musk."

Response to racist joke: "Ewwww, musk."

No one laughing at Dad making a sexual joke: "Your dad entered the chat with all that musk"
by Hipton Radcliffe III March 3, 2025
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Enron Musk

the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.
"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"

"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
by JesusPotter March 5, 2025
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