Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Monterrey

Mexico's more advanced city. Land Of entrepreneurs, leaders and talented Musicians. Also of the two best soccer teams of the mexican league(Monterrey And Tigres)

Vengo de Monterrey, la ciudad de las montañas.

by UrBanDicTIonArY.... May 9, 2003

monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

Monster boots

A pair of ass-kicking boots, normally combat boots or platforms, Demonia makes a lot of bad ass ones.

Holy shit did you see her monster boots, she could totally kick your ass!

by Jade Lilli December 22, 2009

moncerrath

Moncerrath is a beautiful youg lady who is quite they jealous type , and very protective .

Spanish or Irish

They are very athletic and very outgoing .

Beautiful , gorgeous , mean , jealous , protective , moncerrath

by Rebbeca G. October 29, 2013

Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006