monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 6, 2015

jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020

Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

chess the monke

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls

sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool

by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009

havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

Monk's Sleeve

Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.

God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.

by goody5 December 7, 2010