M.L.G

M.L.G.
Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo.

EX:

Hapygamer: Yay we won!
MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time
Hapygamer: Execuse me what?
MLG: 1v1 me faggot, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your ass the shit out of here. Your dead kiddo.
Hapygamer disconnected.
MLG: Lol hes got pissed, back to my dakimakura...

by Kekab January 12, 2015

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MLS

An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.

Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.

Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.

Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!

by JamesBeam February 7, 2010

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MLA

Modern Language Association.
They have a format in which you have to write your college/high school essays.
Probably the reason why you hate your English class.

"I failed English because I suck at MLA format."

by Snipingkid December 20, 2008

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MLYLT

Internet abbreviation for Me Love You Long Time.

John: You forgot your book in class. I'll bring it over.

Jane: You rock. MLYLT.

by fl_diosa May 18, 2008

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MLH

Mentally Laughing Hysterically - To be used in place of LOL or LMAO or LMFAO or haha.

As my student walked by I slightly stuck my foot out to trip him. Once his face hit the sidewalk, I shouted "Oh no! I'm so terribly sorry!" I was MLH as I helped him up.

by MLH123 April 15, 2010

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