milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip

Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole

by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023

The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.

Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!

by 12b&vader November 22, 2023

Maine Muzzle loader

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another

Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.

by Gamerboysky September 24, 2024

Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.

I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.

by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024

Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.

Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.

by Mr.X- April 27, 2024

Nut Muzzle

You cum in your hands rub them together and hold it over someones mouth and nose.

I nut muzzled my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024

Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.

I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024