Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Robert is a mermaid horsey girl!

by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.

He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.

by KirbyS June 10, 2023

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025