merked

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

by historical1 April 8, 2009

merked

To be rapped about in an uncalled for way.

"Yo, that bitch is a sket, she got caught back at ma yard givin' ma dad head."
Woah, she got merked.

by Porky-Dorky October 18, 2008

merked

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

"i just merked that kids bike"
"some 1 just merked my wallet"
"my boges got merked"

by bobbyboi1 April 19, 2006

Merble

A man's penis hole. The place where pee exits a penis.

Last night I got bored so I threw my legs over my head and found out how many toothpicks I could fit into my merble.

by KurtE August 11, 2006

meryled

when some is pants infront of everyone.

damn homie, did u see Brittany get meryled today?

by *annie* December 18, 2003

Mergle

1) To screw something up in a horrible way.

2) To suck big hairy balls for breakfast for free and like it.

"Dude, I toaly mergled that test!"

by e1n3d3e7r February 20, 2009

Meghan Markle

To leave a toxic group or situation and distance yourself from them/it

She pulled a Meghan Markle and left the sorority after they told her she needed to lose weight.

by Twinlemon July 2, 2020