Twat Mahal

The glorious palace which contains Jay, Dan, Chris, Ben, Russell, Rachael, and soon to be Simon.

I got roofied at the Twat Mahal last night.

I got Teabagged at the Twat Mahal last night.

by Simon Kerr May 7, 2008

Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Madalena

shes kind of a dick but shes nice ig lmao ahaha
im joking btw this is marte ahah

Madalena is coming. Everyone hide!

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

Mafalda

She is the fakest friend we would ever have!!
She is self centered and thinks she is the best at everything!
She is a bitch!!

Mark: who is that ugly bitch?
Joana : it’s probably a Mafalda!

by The bestttttt October 21, 2020

Madalyn

The biggest hoe you will ever meet. She is very short and she loves kissing other people shawtys. She is VERY fake and VERY toxic.. Don't hang out with one unless you want drama.

Yooo madalyn a hoeeee!!!!

by Shianne September 6, 2020

mahal kita

it means "son of a bitch ; son of a whore; fuck."

j : hey! you!
c : me?
j : yes, you!
c : uhm, okay? what do u want?
j : mahal kita!
c : w-what did you just said?
j : i said mahal kita!!!
c : oh.. *blush* uhm.. okay- m-me too.
j : WHY TF ARE U BLUSHING ?! AND NEVERMIND, U'RE SO MEAN! *walks away*
c : ....

by wifenisana <3 November 20, 2021

Mahalaleel

The best boyfriend ever :). A good person.

Mahalaleel gave me the cutest teady bear <3

by lockett ;D November 26, 2011