Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis Matchmug. 
“is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3
my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!
by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024
Get the is somebody gonna match my freakmug. 
in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.
Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
by Nalothisal June 7, 2019
Get the match grassmug. by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018
Get the mix-matchmug. That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.
Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
Get the Match makermug.