Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.

Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!

by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017

cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017

lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media

Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!

by Not Brooke March 9, 2017

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016