dating level

Dating level:
In other words the girl your trying make as your girlfriend keeps you on the beginning stage of your relationship due to a bad past experience or insecurity within her to get you any play. It's similar to being on the friendzone or not sure if your in a relationship. You can thank the last asshole that broke her heart.

Sam: "Hey Jake how's you & Steph going?"

Jake: "I don't know we're still on the dating level."

Sam: "It's been 9 months bro???"

Jake: "She's still hurting bro & can't make up her mind."

Sam: "Did ya'll kiss yet?"

Jake: Does a peck on the lips count?"

Sam: "You need a hug bro."

Jake: "Thanks man."

by Sirmix12 October 25, 2013

Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.

Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)

by Andalucia June 6, 2015

low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.

Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.

by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021

danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat

Levy just used danger levels on that guy!

by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012