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Lesbian

A woman that is sexually attracted to other women

Facts:

1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
by Spricket April 13, 2010
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lesbians

I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
by hoppip November 27, 2012
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Hardcore Lesbian

This is usually when a girl is attracted to an other girl because they usually have an undercut, go into pits, can beat the living shit outta a bitch and is not afraid to start intensely making out in front of a large group of people.
Ally: You're such a hardcore lesbian!
Kayla: You're my bitch with an undercut, so stfu.
by HardcoreLesbians12&3 July 11, 2011
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lesbian bait

a girl who is straight but attracts lesbians for some reason.
Guy1: wtf like all the girls have the hots for jenna. i thought she was straight.

Guy2: she is. she's just lesbian bait.
by JackTheStripper2 November 11, 2010
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Lesbian sex story

I walked up to her and grabbed her hips, pulled her closer and started tentatively kissing her lips. She deepened the kiss and her hands ran up into my hair, mine pulling her closer still and moving around her back. I poked my tongue against her lips and she bit it, she let me in. I shoved my tounge down her throat and she nibbled it and bit at it as her hands slowly ran up my shirt.

I pulled her behing me still kissing into the bedroom where I sat her down on my lap, my head was tilted up kissing her as her hands grasped my tits and slightly squeezed making me moan softly into her mouth. I started to move her against me, slowly, rhythmically. She got into the rhythm and started doing it herself as I ran my hands up the back of her shirt and felt her warm bare skin under my hands. I pulled her around and now she was underneath me laying down on the bed. I could feel her pussy throbbing beneath me, even through her jeans. I pulled myself from her lips and started kissing her jaw down to her collar bone. I bought me mouth up to her ear and gently brush her ear. "Take off your shirt." I commanded and she immediately stripped off her shirt to reveal her lacy black bra and perfectly round breasts. "Like what you see?" She moaned into my ear. I groaned in response
She unzipped her jeans and slowly slid them down her legs and her soaking wet thong was almost invisible it was that wet.

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"May I?" I say glancing up at her as I Lower my head down to her breasts. She turned her head up and moaned as I licked her hard nipples and moved my finger around in circles and i caressed the other. She was pulling at my hair to stop hers from moaning so loud.

She pulled at my shirt and j ripped it off revealing my Nike bra, she laughed silently "of course" as she put her hand into by bra and started squeezing my tits harder and harder. I quivered with pleasure.

I left one hand at her tits and kissed down past her dripping pussy to her thigh, and held her down with my other hand. I started kissing my way back up to her vagina. She started bucking as soon as my lips touched hers. I took my other hand down from her tits and held her down by her waist. I could feel her huge throbbing clit with my tongue and j started going back and forth and she screamed in extacy.

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by Lonely_Le$bean March 11, 2023
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Lesbian Sex

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My wife, Annalie and I just got married. We would be going on a cruise for our honeymoon! The first day of the cruise, Annalie was laying on the bed naked, waiting for me to come back into our room. I opened the door with 2 towels in my hand.

"I got some towels, Annalie," I said not looking up.
A few seconds later, I looked up and quickly locked and shut the door I knew I was about to have lesbian sex. Annalie came towards me. First, she took off my shorts, then my shirt. As she took off my clothes I became so wet. Then, Annalie threw me on the bed and took off my bra & panties with her teeth.
"You've been a very bad girl," Annalie whispered into my ear, "you need a punishment."
She started by licking my clit and pinching my nipples. She started out slow and in seconds she was licking my clit so fast. Annalie made my nipples very hard. I started moaning. It felt good and hurt so much at the same time! Then, Annalie started thrusting a dildo into my pussy.
"Harder, fuck harder," I gasped between moans. I felt myself starting to orgasm and Annalie shoved the dildo far into my wet pussy. I started to cum. Annalie took the dildo out and licked all of my cum. I started orgasming.
Annalie quickly put the dildo back in my pussy and thrusted it even harder than before. It hurt so bad!

"Owww! Stop, Annalie!" I screamed.
" No, I won't stop. This is your punishment. You are have been a very bad girl." Annalie said.
Annalie fucked me for 3 hours and then we both fell asleep.
by Lesbian pussy lover July 13, 2017
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lesbiannoy

To be a lesbian woman and to annoy or irritate someone at the same time.
Jessica: Do I lesbiannoy you?
Chelsea: Yes, you do! You texted and called me a billion times today!
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Crystal: What'd you think of Jessica, Chelsea? Wasn't she cute and friendly?
Chelsea: Are you kidding me? She was so lesbiannoying!
by Chelicopter July 27, 2010
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