1 definition by Spricket
A woman that is sexually attracted to other women
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
by Spricket April 14, 2010