Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.

Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!

by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025

legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Unfairly maligned by the legal system

It's not "because they're black" you fucking retarded.

Hym "The claim is that Trump is being UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM, shit-lib. THAT'S YOUR CLAIM. YOU ARE THE ONES SAYING THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. That's the parallel he is darwing when he says he relates to black people. He's not calling black people criminals. Your reading comprehension is bad. Dumb. You're either dumb or dishonest."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

Legal

acknowledged as separate from equity under common or statute law.

Whether the beneficiary had an equitable claim based on the deceased's intentions or a legal right to the property was at the center of the inheritance dispute.

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

Legal

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.

A yellow-colored legal pad

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024