Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
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A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.
Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."
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Its also a name, which is associated with being an absolutely incompetent good for nothing dickbag, he is also widely known to eat his own shit which is preferably still warm. He also sucks old socks from women because he enjoys the flavor of old women and dog shit mixed together, but this wouldn't be if it weren't for his tragic past of being turned on by every woman AND man he sees including immediate family members
Its also a name, which is associated with being an absolutely incompetent good for nothing dickbag, he is also widely known to eat his own shit which is preferably still warm. He also sucks old socks from women because he enjoys the flavor of old women and dog shit mixed together, but this wouldn't be if it weren't for his tragic past of being turned on by every woman AND man he sees including immediate family members
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by Pierce February 16, 2005
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Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"
Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"
Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"
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