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Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.
Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"
by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009
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lyder

Lyder is another way to saying luder

Its also a name, which is associated with being an absolutely incompetent good for nothing dickbag, he is also widely known to eat his own shit which is preferably still warm. He also sucks old socks from women because he enjoys the flavor of old women and dog shit mixed together, but this wouldn't be if it weren't for his tragic past of being turned on by every woman AND man he sees including immediate family members
You are such an lyder

lyder is such a bitch
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Ladder

a series of penis piercings starting close from the head of the penis closer to the body. almost resembleing a ladder
i got my ladder pierced the other day, that shit fucking hurt
by Pierce February 16, 2005
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Lander Slut

an annoying person who finds it funny to ride the lander across the zombie map "Ascension" multiple times to induce sexual stimulation.
Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"

Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"
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Ladder

a man who gets turned on by anything.
what the hell man, are you ladder? she's literally dead and you're enjoying this!
by CalamusOsu January 1, 2022
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