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fair lawn 

Small town in bergen county,North Jersey.

Fair Lawn is an upper middle class town, most people that live in Fair Lawn are Jewish, or a combo of Italian/German/Dutch/Irish/Polish. In the winter Fair Lawnians go sleding on middle school hills. In the summer Fair Lawnians migrate to memorial pool. Fair Lawn is between 5-15 minutes away from The Bergan Mall, The Paramus Park Mall, The Graden State Plaza, and Willobrook Mall. Fair Lawn is also 20 minutes from NYC.

New things about Fair lawn include:
Panera Bread.
Addition to FLHS.
New Rec center.

Fair Lawn is famous for:
-Club C.
-The Guerreri brothers.
-The worst highschool football team on the eastern seaboard. "go cutters
-Thet amount of Jewish people
-The only town whos school dont get off when EVERYONE else does.
I just got back from the Garden State Plaza, and went to Club C, in Fair Lawn. When I drove around dunkin donuts one of the Guerreri brothers raced me. They won.
fair lawn by mellybelly123 October 17, 2006
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mowing the lawn

When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!

Bria: Too much info..
mowing the lawn by Kaytee August 7, 2004
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Forest Lawn 

Mini-Detroit/Bronx in the Southeast* of Calgary,Canada

-If you grew up there, you can live most anywhere and not be scared

* another post stated that it was in the northeast which was incorrect
Dude 1- that guy next door was raped and murdered with a butcher knive!

Dude 2- ....yeah so?

Dude 1- Woah you must have grown up in Forest Lawn
Forest Lawn by Norway_Babe666 October 7, 2006

Trim the Lawn 

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.
Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.
Trim the Lawn by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

mow the lawn 

when a girl shaves down there and keeps it shaved.
she keeps her lawn mowed
mow the lawn by Jbob April 27, 2003

Broken Lawn Chair 

Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.
"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"

North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth
George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy