v-laws

Laws that a virgin will follow.

1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor

You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.

by Ronny Kim February 20, 2011

Molbak's Law

The law stating that no matter how prestigious or important an institution is, stupid people will find their way in. It doesn't matter how rigorous the screening process is or how rich the institution is, it will happen.

Mike-"I just got into Harvard! Now I can thrive with just people of my level!"

Wise Person-"Not really. Remember Molbak's Law"

by Jesus Bjornegson October 13, 2008

Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.

"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"

by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018

Joe's law

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied

Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!

by Sanron April 18, 2019

Trafalgar Law

One of the hottest characters on the anime One Piece. He is the captain of the Heart Pirates and is currently in an alliance with the Straw Hats. He ate the Op-Op Fruit.

Shaky: "Trafalgar Law ,'The Surgeon of Death. His bounty is 200 million berries."

by Mama Cass 13 February 4, 2017