lolstains

The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.

DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off

by Banterbus October 14, 2009

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.

As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.

by loreleibooks July 25, 2011

lobsterphilia

The desire felt towards your caucasian partner after he/she has a sunburn. This may cause one to recall past delicious lobster eating experiences.

As she spilled melted garlic butter over him, she said "I'm sorry, it's just my lobsterphilia acting up again."

by Mistress of Science August 11, 2016

Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach

Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session

by ladislav77 July 28, 2017

Lobster

“When all of a woman’s meat is in her tail” aka a phat ass

“Victoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021

Dropping lobster

Vomitting.

Sara shouldn't have had 3 watermelon martinis she was dropping lobster in Robin's car all the way home last night.

by Carynmark April 2, 2010

Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011