Louisiana Worm Gobbler

The sensual act of inserting a phallus in the mouth of a large fish, typically a captive fish in a residential setting.
Steve's in the bathroom getting a Louisiana Worm Gobbler. The resourcefulness of the apartment carp farmer knows no bounds.
by Seattle Stupor March 13, 2022
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Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.
Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.
by Frunkle December 04, 2020
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Louisiana Stir Fry

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.
Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit
by Goatman0 February 21, 2014
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Louisiana lint brush

When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.
I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.
by Nykimeow August 23, 2016
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Louisiana Voodoo Sack

A condition where residue from preparing hot peppers is accidentally transferred to the male scrotum.
"Taking a leak after eating hot wings gave me Louisiana Voodoo Sack."
by whodatgator October 31, 2013
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Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.
Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the olLouisiana Squirt Gun!
by Louisianalovin July 28, 2020
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Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.
Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.
by WHOKNOWSYOU32 May 23, 2018
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