Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.

First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."

by TheGrindingNun May 29, 2009

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I got your llama

a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.

Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

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llama

a hairy animal that spits at you if you bother it.

i pet a llama at the zoo

by Dreama May 13, 2005

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Dirty Llama

When a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.

Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

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llama

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.

The llama is my favorite animal.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

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