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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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dirt legal

permission granted to put your dick into someone's dirt box
Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.
by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025
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MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!
by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024
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Legal

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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legal virgin

Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:

1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.

2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.

3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).

(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up

All are examples of legal virgins
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
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legal death

Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.

Example:

A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
"In the industry I'm in, we call that type of deal a legal death"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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