bItCh LaSagNA

A medical condition experienced after the over-utilisation of sub-bots.

So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they're just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!

- Pewdiepie, 2018

by Meerkat645 September 1, 2019

Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.

Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”

by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

single lasagna

Verb: /ˈsiNGɡəl ləˈzänyə/

1. To fixate on something that is extremely moving

2. Moving, Emotional

3. Cool

I will Fix Single Lasagna if we watch that right now.

by FranklinBlanks September 28, 2017

Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.

*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second

by biggymcmac October 18, 2017

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

bitch lasagna

diss track to t-series

bitch lasagna is facts. tried to put the lyrics but urban Dictionary is a bitch

by your bitch t-series December 19, 2019