Landon

Litterally the one who weilds the biggest weenie of all fucking time. he will smack his 90 inch dick across your face and you will be wanting to suck it forevr. He also avoids taxes like a fucking gigachad along with dropkicking his children into the fucking space after he found out he has over a million dollars of unpayed child support. This guy also likes big black booty men jumping on his face, but who doesnt. This guy is the greatest guy to exist, you should definitly eat and cook his nutsack.

damn, thATs landon, quick, run before he smacks you with his big booty ass and cock
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)

by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022

Landya

It is a derogatory term used to address muslims in India. It is derived from the word land or lund meaning penis , and muslims have circumcised penis so "cut" penis is referred as Landya. For female muslims it is used Landi.

Look at that landya going to namaz.

by The omnipresent April 7, 2021

Landen

very hot and sexy and has a huge cock and is very handsome

wow i sucked landens cock and it was great

by hugedyn May 5, 2016

Landon

Landon. Its the name that describes the most amazing person you will ever meet. Though a tempermental kind of person, he is also very thoughtful and giving. He is the best friend you've always needed..and the most amazing lover you could ever dream of. He has big dreams and high expectations. He's not afraid of anything. Landon is quite the man.

Friend #1 "Girl, I need a man! Not a boy..A MAN!"
Friend #2 "Girl, what you need is a Landon!!"

by ureverything February 5, 2010

landy

a common nickname given to a Land Rover. Usually given by people that love their Landy a lot.

Like OMG, my Landy got hit by a deer!

by MsHilton October 31, 2007

landin

landin is the type of guy any girl will fall for. he is skin and bones, tallish, and has the cutest smile. very daring and is most likely with a girl that starts with the letter c. or a guy for those matters. landing are most likely bisexual but usually take an interest to women. then he has slight autism he may seem calm when u first meet him buttttt he gets crazy asf!! he’s secretly a nazi and is part of the KKK. he also is very rich sksksk

did you see landin today, he’s so cuteeee

by catie maria March 19, 2019

Landon

Makes very childish jokes and uncalled for jokes

Your being a Landon!

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021