Landscape

The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.

"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

Landslide ass

A booty that looks like a landslided.

Kate has such a landslide ass.

by Hoenuts April 12, 2017

Landscraper

A bad landscaper

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now

by Cemmop August 21, 2017

lamds

Laughing at my damn self 😂😂😂

Today, I was driving along with my sunroof open and the windows down when I looked in the rear view and realized I resembled Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”...lamds 😂😂

by radarlove1968 September 3, 2019