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Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.
by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019
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The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.
"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"
by HobboFaec May 25, 2020
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Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022
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An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.
If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.
by Aktually July 2, 2019
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Kyle is a one of a kind. He is kind, loving, sensitive to people's emotions and always tries to make you feel good/better in anyway he can. Sadly, he is very insecure, always thinking his worth is... Worthless. But that isn't the case. Quite the opposite actually. Despite having this insecurity for himself, he pours so much love into his loved ones, making them feel good about themselves, even though he should do that for himself. When he has feelings for someone, you know. The way he makes someone feel is unique and pure and rare - you can't and shouldn't lose it. He is such a unique person, knowing so much, doing so much in his life, doing the things he loves - one wonders how he has the time! But that's what makes him so amazing. He is a die-hard otaku, weeb, whatever you want to call it, and has an attraction to tsunderes apparently - but if you're that tsundere, you won't be complaining. All in all, one should never lose a Kyle, as stated so many times, whether that certain Kyle has been in your life a day, a week, a month - you just know. God bless Kyle.
Friend 1: So I heard you've been talking to Kyle?
Friend 2: Of course I have! Who wouldn't?
Friend 1: You're right... Who wouldn't, he's one of a kind isn't he?
Friend 2: He really is: all Kyles are.
by Rjrjrjrj March 25, 2020
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A guy who is extremely energetic and will punch a hole in any nearby wall.
“Ahh hun Kyle raged and punched the door again”
by Yeetuskleatus October 22, 2019
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The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
by sk00bi May 18, 2020
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