The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

buddy kiddy

buddy kiddy

hi buddy kiddy.

by buddy kiddy March 2, 2022

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.

eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck

by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025

Kiddy Bomb

The act of filling a large balloon with semen and pushing it into her open vagina. And squeezing the end of the balloon releasing it into the vaginas, increasing the chance of pregnancy due to the large release of sperm. Hence kiddy bomb.

Yo me and Tyler actually going down to the store to buy some balloons to kiddy bomb later.

by BiggieChudTown69 January 12, 2026