Kebabing

1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.
Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.
by MrJaiger December 10, 2023
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Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.
Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.
by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020
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lazy kebab

A girl with very large flaps that dangle around
Man I swear she has a lazy kebab
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Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.
Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself
by Aj2sheistiful June 02, 2025
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Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
by Josech May 04, 2020
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KEBAB

by Bhamjive November 23, 2021
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kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.
- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better
by NotKristoAtAll May 05, 2022
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