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Karma-gasm

A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.
What I just had was a Karma-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
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Karma Alert

`Karma Alert` can be used when someone famous or anyone does something wrong intentionally and Karma strikes back at them and gets publicly shamed for their actions is 'Karma Alert'
Oh karma alert, keem's dirty plan just backfired
Oh my god, ladies Karma Alert!
by NikoloChan March 10, 2017
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karma whore

one who would sell his or her mother's soul to obtain sweet sweet wordkarma/word.
"Monkeyboy is the biggest karma whore on Spankmag"
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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Mama Karma

When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.

Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
by RunDMT July 16, 2010
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karma akabane

Karma Akabane got moved to E- Class
by FQ the fangirl March 23, 2017
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karma sutra

An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.

Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
by LaurB October 24, 2010
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Gig Karma

The notion that by being active/inactive in your local music scene it may or may not influence your own success in it. This refers specifically to musicians and particularly to the ones who mope at home all day crapping on about how bad the scene is and how it never gets anywhere, this in turn brings the scene down because of a lack of participants.
Guy1: How come they get so many gigs?
Guy2: Their members leave the house occasionally to go and hang with other bands and make contacts.
Guy1: That's gay, I'm too brutal and metal for that gay stuff.
Guy2: That's some bad gig karma
by Brutal_Softy January 13, 2010
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