joshua

smells like ass is gay and gets no hoes

joshua a bitch

by im not jeremiah November 4, 2019

joshua

He's my guy you know a real one and Corey sym

rah is that Joshua he's my guy you know and corey sym

by had_enough_of_you_shmuck June 20, 2020

joshua

an annoying little person. typically short and gay. loves to argue about politics. ted cruz supporter. likes girls he will never get

“i don’t know who to vote for”
“YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR TED CRUZ”
“oh joshua...”

by kgib May 22, 2018

joshua

hes the cutest little asian you can ever meet hes adorable and worries about you whenever he also catches you from falling backwards bc someones dumb enough to walk backwards and trip on a curve....smh. anyways hes super tall and funny great person to be around him trust me when you see a joshua like this you'll fall in love with him or want him as a friend forever. don't lose a joshua he'll try to apologize if he ever got in an argument with you he wont be able to stand a day without talking to you and he's not that petty.

cassy: look its { joshua} :))
amy: hes so adorable

cassy: you right

and if your reading this YOU BETTER LIKE THIS SHIT IF NOT IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS....... thanks luv <33

by Amy.ochoa:) April 18, 2019

joshua

a boy, showing a love for leather pants- with a drastic butt zipper- and mo-peds, and all things feminine.

(at a club) "woah bro, thats such a joshua"

by ASIANNNNNNNN September 22, 2010

joshua

A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :

joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.

by --.\-.--\..-\------.. May 1, 2009

joshua

lazy, good kid, lame, funny, a fat head (eats alot), always tired, smart, ib student, works at the amc, has a sister named heather, likes chocolate, game head, shot his eye out with a bb, lots of girls like him, hard headed, grouchy

me: jeez a joshua sounds kinda dangerous....he shot his eye out

her: but he sounds really cool

by mysteria2 June 10, 2009