Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009