jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005

johny

another name for money .. As in Johny Cash ..

used by dave in rotovegas . he ain't got eftpos so he only takes johny's

Can I use my credit card to pay you dave?

Nah sorry mr ..I only take johny's

Whats a johny dave?

It's cash . you know like johny cash

well I only have a credit card dave

Well mr you had better walk the line to the hole in the wall mr

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jobby

jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl

(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree

Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents

by sprtagt September 9, 2010

Jonny

another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

dont do a jonny!

i'll go and get a jonny from the store ;)

by dissid February 4, 2009

Jony Ive

n.
A host to a nasty swarm of fuck-mites. Solely responsible for downfall of an iPhone by introducing colorful iOS 7.

v.
To fuck up something so badly it no longer attracts or inspires.

me: Look at this - my iPhone is now jony-ived and will no longer inspire me. I want to put it out of its misery.
Jony Ive's fan: you are a troll. Shame on you for dissing our precious.
me: Help me, Scott Forstall, come back and fight evil.

by applebite October 18, 2013

Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005