Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

by mchboy1 November 8, 2009

Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.

I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.

by Tikicobra November 2, 2010

Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

by Oz April 2, 2005

Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.

Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!

by Rellik Venom October 13, 2006

penis jumping

The jumping of a penis during intercourse.

Girl1 damn I'm sore

Girl 2 did you try penis jumping??

Girl 1 yea really made a mess down there

by That will August 10, 2017

Wall Jumping

The art of learning secrets and shit about other people by reading their personal wall to wall conversations with persons other than yourself on Face Book.

Tara told me she couldn't go to the movies because her mom was sick. I was wall jumping on face book later and found out she was going to the movies with Pam instead.

by PMommy1121 March 6, 2009