jewel casing

The act of cutting ones self with a jewel case that is supposed to be used to put an end to an emo's meaningless life.Most often this act is commited by the fat, depressed, emo of today, which is why Shelbey GT500 participates in the act at least once a day.

Wow Shelbey GT500 your jewel casing has put blood all over my jewel cases! WTF am i gunna do with my Bon Jovi records NOW!?!?!

by Matt Alexander Ted January 14, 2008

gig jewell

odd stupid big headed annoying freak who has no friends from his school nor the other he calls everyone and texts them and no one cares

Your being totaly gig jewell.

by saverio cataviea May 18, 2008

christmas jewels

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

by anonymous November 23, 2004

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010

jewel

1. The best singer/songwriter/artist/poet/
humanitarian to ever live.
2. Perfect; Godly
3. Queen of all

Jesus is to Christians
as
Jewel is to music...(does that make sense? lol)

by Michele "Jewelnumber1fan" January 23, 2004

Jerrel

That sexy guy across the room with his sexy strawberry blonde hair.

Man 1: Hey can u see that jerrel over there?
Man 2: Yeh if i was a chick i'd tap that.
Man 1: I'd tap it now.

by JDAWGZ October 16, 2008

Jerelli

A creature closely related to the norwhal, It has Poofy hair, Is a poser, and is known to squirt out green discharge

Guy #1: Did you see just see that norwhal?!
I think it shot out green water.

Girl: No silly, that's not a Narwhal, it's a Jerelli!

by Kitty-jo June 21, 2009