Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

by Smokahontus January 3, 2011

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Jesus Christmas

This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.

"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"

by KricklesCG February 16, 2009

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022

Jesus Christmas

A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.

"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mah panties!"

by PlasticMakesPerfect April 9, 2007

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

Jesus Christmas

It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks

Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!

by Spicy Jellyfish November 24, 2021