Jeremy

stinky; literally rancid

Jeremy reminds me of expired whole milk

Jeremy by destroyer of the destroyer November 28, 2021

Jeremy

He is the best and funniest friend you'll ever have. but he doesn't look that good on the outside

Jeremy is the funniest guy i ever met.

Jeremy by Jamesiskindasus November 29, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

Jeremy by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

Jeremy by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is just a silly little lad that’s always in a silly goofy mood:) has short blonde curly hair and is tall. he’s one with the nature and he really likes taking hikes. He has tons of stamina and energy when everyone else is dying, screw you jeremy. Jeremy is the type of guy that would throw a stick with a bee on it at you across a river but accidentally end up drowning the bee (then feeling guilty about it for a long time). But he’s also a really nice guy that would take you bad on a hike so that you don’t die of heat. If you meet Jeremy, you should either kick him in the knee or give him chocolates.

Miguel: “do you know Jeremy?”
Lia: “oh yeah, the guy who’s always in front of everyone on hikes with an INSANE amount of energy? He killed my pet bee!”
Miguel: “yeah that’s him!”

Jeremy by emotionallyunstablesimp January 31, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the face of a comic series. He uses his endless power to control the lives of characters that had the unfortunate luck to end up in his world. Jeremy is the

Jeremy

Jeremy by ArtisticBeef February 10, 2022

Jeremy

Some rando emo catboy

"god stop being such a jeremy"

Jeremy by Joe Biden 60 420 doin ya mom February 25, 2022