Jewish Blowjob

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.

Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.

by RueQeal July 23, 2010

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Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.

Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.

by Reb Schmuel April 24, 2011

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sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009

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Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

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A beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing girl who loves laughing, smiles a lot, and flirts with all the guys. Mistaken for a slut or a whore; namely her past is ugly, but she looks into the future for comfort. DO NOT MAKE HER MAD. If she does manage to get become mad, make sure you are quiet and NOT trying to get in her way. Otherwise, she is very accepting of others, but critical if they are too creepy.

Also, see Jennifer.

Guy 1: Did you see her? She looks amazing! Should I go bother her?

Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.

Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!

by jaybirdbob90 April 3, 2011

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Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

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