Definitions by phenomenicphobia

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

Merch

No one but Chuck Norris can overcome jeniphobia.

Merch