Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Jeniphobia

the fear of jennifer

No one but Chuck Norris can overcome jeniphobia.

by phenomenicphobia June 15, 2012