Jewish Drift

The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."

"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"

by professor witherspoon April 13, 2009

jewish fingering

When someone is looking through a vending machine for money

Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.

by Puddydestroyer9000 February 25, 2014

Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

by Aluphoss February 1, 2007

jemiseed

n. A blonde, baseball player who desperately wants to be in a relationship with his best friend but the feelings are not mutual. To get attention a jemiseed will make rude gestures and comments about the appearance of other girls and refuse to bathe. However, a jemiseed may occasionally make a kind gesture or comment towards his best friend, hoping that it will make her forget about all the other stupid shit that he most likely will do each hour. This attempt will always FAIL.

girl: I'm going out to lunch with my best friend for our usual thursday date.
friend: will he pay for you"
girl: of course! he's such a jemiseed.

by gurl1991 April 15, 2009

jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

Jewish Salad

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011