Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

Borin' Jean

Someone who used to be well up for it and now isnt...

"She used to be well up for it, now shes just a Borin' Jean".

by Hobbit123 September 30, 2009

jean-nerous

1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things

2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous

3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety

1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"

2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?

Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.

3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"

4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"

"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"

5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"

by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018

Ellen Jean

A very quotable girl. Hot as fuck. Fun to be around. Says witty things. See also: GREAT.

Dude, Ellen Jean woke up and breathed our air today. It was GREAT.

by kcdsc April 2, 2009

same jeans

A song by Scottish indie band The View.

I've had the same jeans on for 4 days now

by Jessie init March 3, 2007

Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

by eddie steph July 4, 2012

Jean stallard

very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra

by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019