Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

dick jumper

A girl who dates alot of guys, and when they break up she finds another boy to talk to the next day.

Damnn...she just broke up with her boyfriend and now shes talking to another guy already?!?!?! What a dick jumper!!

by ilovedickjumpers June 4, 2009

Band Wagon Jumper

A person who only likes the team when they are winning, and dislikes the team when they are losing.

dude! scott only likes the vikings when their winning and talks shit about them when they are losing he's such a band wagon jumper!

by misterbigglesworth May 12, 2010

Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

mammer jammers

overly huge boobs that bulge out of her shirt

wow Max, look at those mammer jammers!

by Ethel's man January 12, 2008

Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.

"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010