usually name for tall funny girls...usually nice but paranoid and aware or the dangers of the world. funny loud and crazy.
by janissss June 29, 2010
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by AsiaWillRuleTheWorld May 13, 2019
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if you ever meet a janine... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
if you ever meet a janine... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
hey janine who are you hanging out with can i join
no idiot. and whom are you hanging out with and may i join, idiot
no idiot. and whom are you hanging out with and may i join, idiot
by firface3000 May 12, 2020
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Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
JANICE: “I know what you’re thinking, yes he’s cute - but the reality is, he’ll take you out for sushi & rooftop cocktails, but will he call you back, no!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021
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Mathieu: Ohh your so pretty Janice.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
by Mathieu August 28, 2004
Get the Matante Janice mug.Jānis is Latvian given name, mostly referred to God. Jānis can make any girl wet by just thinking about them. Jānis name is given only by God and no other can do so.
Jānis can't expose their real inteligence to other peasants as they get jelous.
Scientists can't explain the real power of this name and after recent dissapierence of some, no one is willing to try.
Jānis can't expose their real inteligence to other peasants as they get jelous.
Scientists can't explain the real power of this name and after recent dissapierence of some, no one is willing to try.
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