internet

A confusing box that controls the lives of closeted satanists

Ket: Am I on the internet

Aise: ...

by Jabu January 1, 2004

The Internet

While the internet may be amazing a cool, it’s also full of disturbing viral videos, disgraceful pornography, pedophiles, perverts, sluts, highly-addictive online games that destroy people’s social lives, misleading information and cyber-bullying.

This isn’t a joke. Take my advice and use the internet wisely.

Example: With the internet comes great responsibilty

by jaydeeizsik January 26, 2013

the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

by nj June 8, 2004

internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

by archimedest July 26, 2006

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

by hanes July 10, 2005

internet

what your on now....

....won no ruoy tahw
internet

by dont look here.... March 14, 2007

internets

in response to the "internets" being correct.From your own source www.internet2.org "Internet2 is a consortium being led by 207 universities working in partnership with industry and government to develop and deploy advanced network applications and technologies, accelerating the creation of tomorrow's Internet. Internet2 is recreating the partnership among academia, industry and government that fostered today´s Internet in its infancy. The primary goals of Internet2 are to:

* Create a leading edge network capability for the national research community
* Enable revolutionary Internet applications
* Ensure the rapid transfer of new network services and applications to the broader Internet community.
"

by that definition it is not a seperate network from the current internet, but rather a collective working to make the current internet better.

It would be ridicoulos to not run this over existing network lines. They are one in the same, and your proof debunked it's self.

"I heard some universities are making a new internet" "Not really, just working to improve the one we have."

by Djduckie August 31, 2005