Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.

Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.

by [e-mail] September 15, 2023

Signs of Intelligent Life

Something which cannot be found on Urban Dictionary

No signs of intelligent life here

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.

"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."

by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024

Artificial Generic Intelligence

The level of artificial intelligence humans in the present moment think AI should be able to achieve in the future based only on current needs, expectations, and imagination. It’s basically a moving baseline of “AI smart enough” that will always look outdated in hindsight. It's not what AI actually can do, but what we, stuck in the present, assume it should do one day.

In 2025, people might say a “generic intelligent” AI should be able to wash dishes, write essays, drive cars, and do taxes.

In 2050, those same expectations might sound dumb, because maybe no one even has dishes, homework, or taxes anymore.

Back in the 1800s, artificial generic intelligence would’ve been an AI that milks cows and writes letters for you. Now that’s writing essay and doing taxes, in future would there even be any need of essays.

by Demugorious August 29, 2025

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

intelligence

A measure of human ability to penetrate into the Time dimension. Our ability to Predict.

Sophie could tell that it will rain tonight at around 8 pm, the girl has good intelligence.

by movazi September 14, 2018