instanity

The deranged, unhinged state of mind caused by obsessively stanning someone or something. Symptoms include irrational behaviour, public meltdowns over fan drama, and an inability to distinguish reality from fanon.

Basically: when stanning becomes insanity.

“She wasn’t just a Swiftie. She had full-blown instanity.”

“Their whole Discord server is descending into instanity over that leaked rehearsal clip.”

“This level of instanity should be classified as a psychological condition.”

by NoRedPill August 18, 2025

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025