Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

insta famous

Everyone wishes to be instagram famous. are you even a typical white girl who pretends she’s tumblr if you don’t?? who wouldn’t want to sit behind a screen only posting the best aspects of ur life pretending you have ur shiz together!?!? then to have thousands of people with they were you when in reality your a hot mess!!

“when i grow up daddy, i want to be insta famous!!”

by lovethis4me September 12, 2018

insta-rape

like ramen, but more rape.

Dude, why did she post that sketchy pic on facebook? It's like opening a jar of insta-rape.

by shoopadoop July 7, 2011

insta buddie

A good friend on the social media app/site Instagram

"Follow me"
"K"
"OMG love ur posts insta buddies for life"
👌

by Ummm.k June 2, 2014

insta-snap syndrome

Prominent in teenage girls (and queers) this syndrome is when you are so obsessed with Instagram and snap chat that you become out of touch with reality. This leads to being delusional and people suffering with often expect their parents to buy them a BMW or Mercedes for their first car and also expect them to buy/rent them an apartment when they turn 18. Victims also believe that they do every single chore in the house despite the fact that they sulk in their rooms all day. Sufferers only care about the perfect selfie, not their future. They often will pass high school with shitty grades and expect an IV league education and to be a billionaire before they are 30.

Career options: military(no specific branch), nail painter(if Asian), or just meeting a rich man.

"hey becky i just got my license so my parents will buy me a BMW"

"are you sure your not just suffering insta-snap syndrome"

"No... would you like to take a selfie with me?""

by A Black Jew April 28, 2016

instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018