Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

by BuLL January 6, 2005

itchy srcut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 22, 2004

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

inchcrement

To work up to something slowly in very small increments. As Moe Howard said, "Inch by inch, step by step."

The lake water was really cold and I went in by small inchcrements.

by Alley Cat Smith October 6, 2010

Inch King

When a small man gives a woman his full inch length.

Casey gave his wife the inch king last night

by Barracudaaaa September 23, 2013

inchinok beebob

When one's penis is only and inch and it bobs on the water and it is so small it looks like a bumble bee.

"Look at Josh's inchinok beebob."

"I heard Josh has an inchinok beebob."

by GARGASMELL October 12, 2016

itchy ankle

That feeling you get when you think someone is just using you for something

"She keeps asking me out, but I always pay... I'm getting some itchy ankles about our relationship"

by Some asshole on the Internet September 28, 2017