Italian Smokehouse Syndrome

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

by grosstony May 5, 2009

Italia

Italia an Very powerful woman,someone who gets what they want no matter how hard the have to try to get it. She will never let you down. Nice and Caring person,Never cares about what other people think of her (or family) even if it may hurt a little. Says whats on her mind,may yell but she still loves you. She is a person and not just some toy to throw around. Never get on her bad side or you'll stay there for a LONG time. She can always be defined with more than ONE word.

Italia is such a brave soul but,cant argue with her or she will always win.

by LeahLuvFam October 18, 2018

Italian Exit

When you {irish exit a bar to get late night pizza.

"Yo where'd you go?"
"Sorry I had to Italian exit and grab a slice"

by chateaucashflow August 24, 2016

Italian Lunch

Pleasuring yourself anally using the mouth of a passed out girl/guy.

I have a bad taste in my mouth since Christian and I had an Italian Lunch.

by Jebezzel April 22, 2008

italian job

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

by Mr Bridger February 24, 2004

Italian-American

1.) An American citizen of both Italian and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Italy and to the colonies of the United States

An Italian-American has both Italian and American blood. The term Italian-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of Italian descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true Italian-American is of both Italian and colonial American descent.

by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004

italian

Im not about to say that Italian-Americans and Italians are exactly the same, but come on! Why are blaming Italian-Americans for bastardizing the culture? You can't bastardize your own culture! The white dudes and movie producers are the ones that bastardized our culture with mafia movies and crap like that.

You're mom is so hot, I think she's Italian

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm May 2, 2005