upstate new york

One of the most scenic areas of the United States. IS NOT ALL HICKS. Has 4 metropolitan areas with over a million people.... Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany. We ARE NOT all bunkins. I live in a picture perfect suburb in which 65% of people age 25 and over have at least a bachelors degree. People from NYC like to make fun of upstate because unlike them, we weren't stupid enough to cram ourselves into a tiny area with no room to spread out. So what do they do? The try and invade upstate NY, with their huge suburban sprawl which has now spread into southern parts of Upstate New York. Also, we ALWAYS have to say that we are from "Upstate New York", rather than just say "New York" when we are visiting other areas, because EVERYONE thinks that all of new york state is like NYC, and they ALWAYS ask "why don't you have the accent" Holy crap, people in upstate new york don't have that idiotic "new yawk" accent, we speak normal. AND LONG ISLAND IS NOT PART OF UPSTATE NEW YORK, WHATEVER DUMB FUCK THOUGHT THAT UP NEEDS TO LOOK AT A DAMN MAP!!!!!!
Upstate people are much more friendly than NYC/Long Island people.
by UpstateNyGUY July 05, 2005
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new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.
"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"
by doochpedro January 04, 2009
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New York Islanders

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
by DiPietrosHipGroin December 10, 2008
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New York NES

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.
I love giving girls the ol' New York NES
by Clotuscreature July 18, 2009
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New York Tattoo

When a male and or female is bitten by a subway rat. Typically on the ankle.
“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”
by The solo man December 19, 2017
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new york headlights

When a fatter person puts there breast on the sides of a sleeveless shirt.
by Kyleman123 July 04, 2019
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Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.
Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
by coffee_by_the_pot April 12, 2021
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