Molbak's Law

The law stating that no matter how prestigious or important an institution is, stupid people will find their way in. It doesn't matter how rigorous the screening process is or how rich the institution is, it will happen.
Mike-"I just got into Harvard! Now I can thrive with just people of my level!"

Wise Person-"Not really. Remember Molbak's Law"
by Jesus Bjornegson August 19, 2008
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Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.
"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"
by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018
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Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.
"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."
by JoeDredd September 05, 2016
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Joe's law

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied
Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!
by Sanron April 18, 2019
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Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.
Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!
by Identity4 June 03, 2010
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Trafalgar Law

One of the hottest characters on the anime One Piece. He is the captain of the Heart Pirates and is currently in an alliance with the Straw Hats. He ate the Op-Op Fruit.
Shaky: "Trafalgar Law ,'The Surgeon of Death. His bounty is 200 million berries."
by Mama Cass 13 February 03, 2017
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Hamish's Law

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
by themojojojojojo June 23, 2009
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