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Hummingbird Heartbeat

When a male slaps his penis in a rapid fashion across the face of his partner.
"You give me that hummingbird heartbeat. You spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that hummingbird heartbeat. Hummingbird heartbeat. Uh uh." -Katy Perry.
by hairy hipster November 29, 2011
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Hummingbird's Disgrace

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.
"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"
by Sara Jones September 27, 2006
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Humming bird

A person of questionable mental status involved in gang or mob relations.
Mostly people with hallucinatory or severe personality altering disorders.
Most commonly referred to as hummers or Hummlings.
"Did you see the Humming bird the boss just brought in? I heard he was quite the catch"

"Maybe we can get a sober hummer to fight in the ring, they can get pretty crazy"
by Xxcron July 5, 2014
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Dry humping

Sexual rubbing, but as if there is duct tape over the vagina.

Has a time and place, but eventually the pants have to come off.
"Rip this duct tape off right now babe, dry humping time is done"

Or

“The finches were only able to dry hump because of the duct tape condoms over their cloacas”
by rent_a_chick_finch_services April 27, 2019
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Vaginal Humping

vaginal humping is when u try to fuck the clit but u miss and hump the area around then it rips open and makes 2 clits
by Marcus misling March 28, 2005
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hummingbird

a widely-used public toilet crapping method.

the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.
the toilet bowl was so dirty, making a nest wasn't enough. i performed a hummingbird to prevent getting crabs.
by a.s.eightynine August 18, 2010
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humdinger

A Hummer that dings the other cars in the parking lot.
Why oh why is that Hummer allowed to park in the Compact lot? It's humdinging everything!
by Paul Wartenberg January 25, 2005
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