Maine Hot Pocket

Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.

Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.

by The_Fucker January 27, 2009

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

Hot Pocket Soup

The act of a person vomiting into their own or another persons vagina.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Girl: This guy gave me a hot pocket soup last night.
Guy: Fuck yeah I did.

by Mr HotPocketSoup May 16, 2013

Pittsburgh Hot Pocket

A local delicacy prepared by hand, the Pittsburgh Hot Pocket is composed of fresh feces wrapped in a pierogi. It can be fed to any unsuspecting partner, and upon the partner's realization that feces is in fact inside the pierogi, a urine-filled Iron City Beer bottle is smashed across the back of the partner's neck. This will stun the partner, giving the individual ample time to spit on the partner's face and remark, "Go Stillers!"

Johny gave me a Pittsburgh Hot Pocket earlier this morning, so I'm not that hungry right now.

by Dr. Tom O'Reily January 1, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

Louisiana Hot-Pocket

Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.

She wasn’t a fan of football, but everyone came over for her Louisiana Hot-Pocket.

by Scoobyeatsalpo October 12, 2017

Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016